Nepali chutkila collection

Mohan : I love you ko artha k hunchha ?
Urbashi : Ma TImilai maya garchhu .
Mohan : Gazzab chha ba, timisanga english ma euta question k
sodhe, timi masanga Prem garna thaleu ?
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Ekchoti Mohan le euta gadha ko agadi euta rakshi ko balti ra arko ma pani
bharera rakhidiyo. Gadha le rakshi ko balti chadera pani piyo, tespachhi Mohan
le shyam lai sodhyo.
Mohan : Shyam, la bhana yesbata timile k siksha payeu ?
Shyam : Jasle Rakshi Piudaina tyo gadha ho.
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Mohan : Malai achammko roog lageko chha, jaba meri
wife bolchin taba ma k hi sundina.
Doctor : Oh ho ! Yo ta roog haina , Bhagwan ko kripa ho.
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Pandit ji :Sastrama lekhiyeko chha ki Husband ra wife
bhaneka ekai rath ka dui Pangra hun. Yadi yi madhay ek bigriyo bhane rath
chaldaina. Yes bata timile k shiksha pauchhau ?
Mohan : Maile yes bata k siksha paye bhane, hamile euta
atirikta Pangra jageda rakhnu parchha.
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Jeevan : Aaja maile mero class ko ramri keti laai
Phasaaye.
Shyam : Kasari ni ?
Jeevan : Maile Plane banayera sir laai hirkaye, tespachhi
sir le rishayera sodhnu bhayo - Kasle garyo yo kaam bhanera ? Ani maile
uthera tyo ketiko naam bhanidiye, ani tyo Phasi !
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Doctor : Bachha laai Pani pilaunu bhanda aagadi, ramrari
umalnu parchha.
Mahila : Tara Doctor saab, umalyo bhane bachha
mardaina ra !
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Roshan laai euta charale sarai dukha diyiraheko thio, usle tyo chara
laai marne yojana banayo ra Jaal thapera Samaatyo ani charalaai marna Thulo Rukh
maathi chadyo ra mathi pugera tyo charalaai tala tira phali diyo.
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Euta kukhuri anda kinna pasale kaha gaie ra pasale sanga dui ota anda
maagi.
Pasale : Timi yo anda k garchau ?
Kukhuri : Mero kukhurale bhaneko," Darling, jabo 4 rupaiya
ko laagi kina timi aafnu figure bigarchau ?
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Chori : Aama, ma Roshan sanga Bihe gardina, kinabhane
u God ma biswas gardaina !
Aama : Chori, ta ussanga bihe gar, tespachhi u aafai God ma
biswas garna thachha.
Bibaha ko k hi din pachhi
Chori : Aama hijo rati mero uha sanga jhagada
bhayo.
Aama : Chinta garni pardaina chori, Baibahik jeevanma yesto
sanatina jahgada bhai rahanchha.
Chori : Tyo ta thik chha, aama teso bhaye ma tyo laas ko k
garu ?
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Ek mahila doodh bikreta sanga: Sauji, kina ho aajabholi ta
doodh sarai patalo aauchha ni ?
Doodh Bikreta : Tyo ta thaha bhayo, tara malai kina bhanu
hunchha kunai ramro Doctor laai dekhaunuhos na.
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Euta Balatkari marepachi Yamarajle uslai narkako sajaya
sunaudai bhane: Yo paapi laai taato telma haalnu.
4-5 ghanta pachhiYamarajle daasilaai bolayerasodhe: Kina ahile samma tyo
paapi lai telma nahaleko ?
Daasi : K garu Prabhu ! Tyo paapile malaai chulo balnanai
didaina.
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Buba (abibaahit garbabati chori
sanga) : Chori ekchoti bhanide, talai yo awastama puryaune
ko ho ?
Chori : Maile tapailaai 15 ota kera khuwaye bhane tapai
bhanna saknu hunchha ki kun chai kera le tapaiko bhar badayo bhanera !
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