Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??

> 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
> obvious situations and
> some equally stupid answers.
 

> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
> Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
> Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
> here..
 

> 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on
> your feet...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
> Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
> why don't you try again.
  

> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
> Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
> Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
  

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
> Stupid Question:- Is the 'Paneer Butter Masala' dish good??
> Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
> cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
  

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
> years...
> Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
> Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
> yourself.

  6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
> Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
> Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
> insensitive lout...it's just
> the money.
 

> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa
> marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... you
> dumb witted moron.
  

> 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
> Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
> Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
 

> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
  now it's in flames!!!