केटा खाउ पिउमा मख्ख
केटी आफ्नै जिउमा मख्ख ।
बुढीको आखा ऐनातिर
बुढाको आखा नैनातिर ।
कलियुग पहिला आइमाइमा पस्यो
निस्कनै सकेन त्यही फस्यो ।
केटीको लुगा छोटो कपाल लामो
केटाको कपाल छोटो जुगा लामो ।
आइमाइको बुद्धी खुट्टामा
पुरुषको निशाफ झुट्टामा ।
स्वास्नीको ओठमा लालीको थुप्रो
लोग्ने मोराको ज्यानै कुप्रो ।
लोग्नेले कमाको बाडेर ठिक्क
स्वास्नीले कमाको माग्दामाग्दै दिक्क ।
केटीले संसार जन्मदै चिन्छन
केटाले संसार कमासी चिन्छन ।
केटाले सिमाना १०० मिटर तोक्छ
केटीले हातैमा हतगडी ठोक्छ ।
बुढो बिग्रे बुढी बाङगो
बुढी बिग्रे घरै नाङगो ।
केटाको मन केटीले बुझ
केटीको मन दैवले बुझ ।
केटाको मन् बिग्रे रक्सीमा लत्
केटीको मन् बिग्रे नाइटोमा खत् ।
केटाको निम्तो मेरो भोली बिहे
केटीको निम्तो माइतिले दिए ।
केटी केटासग डगेको
केटालाइ सृष्टिले नै ठगेको ।
Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
> 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
> obvious situations and
> some equally stupid answers.
> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
> Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
> Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
> here..
> 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on
> your feet...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
> Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
> why don't you try again.
> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
> Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
> Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
> Stupid Question:- Is the 'Paneer Butter Masala' dish good??
> Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
> cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
> years...
> Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
> Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
> yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
> Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
> Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
> insensitive lout...it's just
> the money.
> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa
> marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... you
> dumb witted moron.
> 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
> Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
> Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to the company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
DEAR MY FRIENDS , HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,to explore every joy of life&may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,turning all your dreams into realityand all your efforts into great achievements.
There have been many time in 2011when I may disturbed youtroubled uirritated ubugged u....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it in 2012.
Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
Reasons To kiss Some Loving Ones
1) Kissing removes stress। Your hectic schedule at work is really enough to test anyone’s sanity. To prevent crashing and burning, begin a day with a kiss. It will give you that needed positive attitude boost. Kissing gives you an adrenaline rush, which counters hydrocortisone, a hormone that is produced when the body is stressed. Kissing relieves stress by soothing the mind and having the effects of a great relaxation technique.
2) Kissing fights against tooth decay. Kissing is nature’s own mouth-cleaning process. Deep kissing increases the flow of saliva, which contains substances that fight bacteria, viruses and fungi. This in turn keeps the mouth, teeth and gums healthy. While kissing shouldn’t be a replacement for brushing your teeth, it does fight plaque and cavities because of the calcium and phosphorous in the saliva. Still, you should have your routine visits to your dentist twice a year. You can kiss more often as well.
3) Kissing burns calories। Kissing burns kilojoules. The more passionate the kiss, the greater the basal metabolic rate. A kiss increases fitness levels by improving your cardiovascular circulation. The excitement produces adrenaline into the bloodstream and your heart pumps more blood effectively in your body. Kissing may lead to more passionate kissing. More passionate kissing could lead to more sultry sex, thereby creating a “kiss-sexercise” cycle. Kissing is not exactly a cardiovascular workout like running on a treadmill, but it certainly is a dandy way to add to a healthy and active lifestyle.
4) Kissing tones facial muscles. Kissing can give your lips, tongue, cheeks, face, jaw and neck muscles quite a workout. As the dozens of little face muscles exercise, they increase blood circulation which helps smoothen out wrinkles and slow the aging process. Some say these exercises could keep you looking younger, invigorated, and certainly looking happier. Kissing makes you smile, too. Didn’t we all learn at a young age how frowning makes your skin sag?
5) Kissing enhances the immune system। Exposure to the “good” germs that inhabit your partner’s mouth beefs up your immune system. By exchanging bacteria through a kiss you are stimulating your internal defense mechanism. It has to be in amounts just enough to stimulate your immune system to be stronger. There are some cultures that share spit in other ways, through community meals and “special” beverages. This leads to a shared immune response, and makes a group more robust and healthier as a whole.
6) Kissing boosts your morale. When our well-being improves, our self-esteem increases. The possibilities of self-improvement through the beneficial effects of kissing and what follows are endless. There’s nothing better than a passionate kiss for a major dose of feel-good factor. In theory, when you’re kissing, you’re happy. And when you’re happy, you feel good about yourself. We feel more secure and better about ourselves, and our outer persona reflects it. Don’t you ever wonder how people find out the following morning why you look so relaxed and composed after a good bout of kissing the night before?
7) Kissing is a form of meditation। Kissing induces the same brain wave and physiological changes that meditation does. Kissing quiets the mind and, in that sense, it is much like meditation as it quells all the yackity-yak. If your mind still buzzes and chatters inside while you are kissing someone, then you may be kissing the wrong person. Try to find the right partner to give you that inner peace.
8) Kissing induces emotional bonding. Kissing your partner is a fun, pleasurable and important part of physical intimacy and helps maintain a sense of togetherness and love. It is commonly accepted by biological anthropologists that evolution has selected for humans to form strong emotional bonds with other people. Evolution selected sensitive lips for reasons other than kissing. They were so sensitive, that they were easily adapted to being used in a physical expression of emotional bonding.
ना.प्र.नं. द्दटद्द
जन्म मितिःद्दण्द्दड।ड।द्दढ
जारी मितिःद्दण्द्धद्ध।ज्ञज्ञ।ड
श्री सम्माननिय सभा अध्यक्ष ज्यू ,
संबिधान सभा ,सचिबालय
काठमाडौँ
बिषयः प्रधानमन्त्री चयन सम्बन्धी बिषयमा सभासद समक्ष छलफल गराईदिनु हने बारे ।
महोदय ,
देशमा लामो समय सम्म काम चलाउ सरकार हुदा सम्म संसदले न सहमतीय न बहुमतीय प्रधानमन्त्री चुन्न सक्यो न त कुनै जंगबहादर अस्तीत्व देखाउन सक्यो । आफनो मर्नु अरुको ( छिमेकी ) हास्नु कती सम्म हुन दिने ।
निषेधको राजनितीले संबीधान बन्दैन दल हरु बिच बिस्बासको बाताबरड र दलहरुले जनताको बिस्बास गुमाउदै गईरहेको र जनता बा६ प्रतित हुन थालेका ५न ।
म नेपाली नागरीक ( ना. प्र.न.1541 ) आजको जारी मिति , जन्म मिति 2046।07।19 को हैसियतले कुनै राजनैतीक आग्रह पुर्बाग्रह बिना , नेपालको संबिधान नीर्माड निम्ती देशको नेतृत्व लिन तयार छु । तर दल हरुले निम्न कुरा हरु मान्न तयार हनु प्रर्नेछ ।
१ .काग्रेस र एमाले मध्य एउ६ा पार्६ी प्रमुख प्रतिपक्ष हुन प्रर्ने५ खास गरी एमाले त्यसको हकदार हुने५ ।
द्द.मधेसी जनअधिकार फोरम फु६ेर होईन एक भएर सरकारमा सामेल हुन प्रर्ने५ ।
घ.माओबादीले निम्न कुरा हरु गर्न पर्ने ५ ः
क) क्यान्६ोनमेन्६को जिम्मा मेरो हुने५ ।
ख) जनता शब्दको परीभाषा दिनु पर्ने५ ।
ग) भबिश्यमा एक दलिय सरकार चाहेको हो भने सो बिषय प्रष्६ पार्न जरुरी ५ ।
मन्त्रीम०८लको संरचना
ज्ञ.मन्त्रीम०८ल द्दछ जनाको हुने५ ।
द्द.गृह ,रक्षा र संचार कुनै दलको भागमा पर्ने ५ैन ।( म बा६ मनोनीत हुने५न् )
घ.मन्त्रीम०८लमा माओबादी बा६ ज्ञद्द,कांग्रेस बा६ ट,फोरम बा६ घ ( ज्ञरघ महिला आवश्क ) रहने५न् ।
द्ध.मन्त्रीहरु दलहरु प्रति नभै जनता प्रति र प्रधानमन्त्री प्रति उत्तरदायी हुनप्रर्ने५ ।
छ.मन्त्रीहरुले कार्य सम्पादन गर्दा राम्रोको आधारमा नभै हाम्रोको आधारमा गरेको ख०८मा तत्कालै पदमक्त गर्ने५ु ।
ट.एमाले पनि सरकारमा सामेल हुन चाहेको ख०८मा माओबादी ढ ,काग्रेस द्ध , एमाले द्ध, फोरम द्द ,अन्य साना दलको सिफारीसमा द्द जना मनोनीत हुने५न भने साना दल बा६ किचलो उत्पन्न भै सिफारीस हन नसकेमा मनोनीत म आफै गर्ने५ु ।
ठ.मन्त्रालयको बा८फा८ंमा कनै किचलो उ७ाउन पर्न ५ैन किन भने कुनै मन्त्रीलाई पनि आर्थीक लाभको अबसर हने ५ैन आर्थीक लाभ लिन खोज्ने तथा उक्साउने जो कोही जिम्मेबार ब्यक्ती सेना प्रहरी ,सामाजीक सं३ सस्था कसैलाई पनि यथाशि३्र पद मुक्त निलम्बन तथा कारबाही गरिने५ ।
संबिधान निर्मा०ामा सहयोग
ज्ञ.संबिधान निर्मा०ामा देखा परेका भनिएका समस्या मध्ये सबै भन्दा ज६ील बिषय भनेको सेना समायोजन को बिषय हो जुन मेरो बिचारमा कुनै समस्या नै होईन यो कसरी भने ः क) तिनीहरु सबै नेपाली हुन ।
ख) तिनीहरु कसैका ३ो८ा होईनन ।
ग) राज्यले तिनी हरु माथी लगानी गरीसकेप५ी उनिहरु बा६ लाभ लिन सक्नुर्प५ । कञजुस्याई गर्नुहुदैन यदी राज्यले उनीहरु संग बा६ लाभ लिन सक्दैन ( दिईदैन ) भने यू४ बिराम ( शान्ती प्रकृया ) भंग भएको सम्झीन पर्ने हुन्५ ।
३) सेनाले राजनिती गर्ने होईन ।
द्द. संबिधान सभाले संबिधान लेखनलाई महत्व दिएको ख०८मा , इमान्दारी साथ कार्य सम्पादन गर्दै गएको ख०८मा,इमान्दारी साथ कार्य सम्पादन गर्दै गएको ख०८मा , जनचाहाना अनुरुप कार्य गरेको ख०८मा अझै समय मागेको ख०८मा जनता समय दिन तयार हुने५न तर राजिनितिक नेतृत्वले निकाल्ने खिचातानीले संबीधान नबनेको ख०८मा राजनैतीक नेतृत्वनै त्यसको परी०ााम भोग्न तयार पनि हुनु पर्ने५ ।
घ.संबिधान निमार्०ा नहुदा सम्म सभासद हरुले संबिधान सभाको नियमावलीमा पाउने सुबिधा हरु मध्य आधा सुबिधा मात्रै पाउने५न् जब संबिधान जारी हुन्५ तब मात्र बाकी सेवा सुबिधा एक मुस्७ रुपमा पाउने५न् ।
यो कुरा ले गर्दा मलाई चयन गर्न सभासद हरु लाई गाह्रो लाग्न सक्५ यदी जनताको मानो खाएर गएको र नेपालको अधिकांश जनताको दैनिक जिबनशैली लाई बिचार गरेर स्बिकार गर्नुहुन अनुरोध गर्द५ू । यदि यो कुरा मान्य ५ैन भने सभासद पद बा६ राजिनामा दिनु हुन अनुरोध गर्द५ु ।
ू माननिय सभासद हरुको कार०ाले देश अनुशासन हिनतामा न अ८िइ रहोस ू
निबेदक
ना.प्र.नं. द्दटद्द
जन्म मितिःद्दण्द्दड।ड।द्दढ
जारी मितिःद्दण्द्धद्ध।ज्ञज्ञ।ड
बोधार्थ,
श्री राष्६्रपतीको कार्यालय , का७मा०८ौ
श्री कामचलाउ प्रधानमन्त्रीको कार्यलय सिहंदरबार
ए.ने.क.पा.माओबादी पा६ी कार्यालय पेरीस८ां८ा ,
कांग्रस पार्६ी कार्यालय सा.ने.पा
एमाले पार्६ी कार्यालय बल्खु
मधेसी जनअधिकार फोरम पार्६ी कार्यालय ,का७मा०८ौ
मधेसी जनअधिकार फोरम ( लोकतान्त्रीक ) पार्६ी कार्यालय ,का७मा०८ौ
तराई मधेस लोकतान्त्रीक पार्६ी का७मा०८ौ
सदभाबना पार्६ी
रा.ज.पा.
राष्६्रीय जनमोर्चा
Temi Ra Mero Sambhanda
temi ful hou fuli rakha..................
ma bhumara raichhu duli rakchhu.
temi ramri chhau, ghamanda gara
arko khoji tes lai maya gara.........
chahanchhu ma temro khusi.........
jati sakchhau teti risau.................
ma pani k kam............................
temle wasta nagare pachhi..........
boldina ma temi sita....................
chahe fon gara ya nagara............
parkhanna aba ma temi lai...........
saddhai nehu khojne lai...............
baru baschhu chup lagera............
temi jastai nisturi banera.............
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